This is KLM's answer to all my needs whilst my luggage is gone...
Let's see...
1. The condom looking thing is make-up remover... which is great since I had all that ruse on for that 20 hours of flight... girl's gotta look fierce!
2. A razor... not the best idea as I almost took it to my wrists... kidding! Love You Mom!
3. Toothpaste that looked like rubber sealant.
4. It looks like pepper spray... but no it's anti-persp.
5. Laundry detergent... ok this one pisses me off... first off... you fuckers LOST all of my clothes... and if I try washing what I have now I'll be arrested for showing off the goods!
6. Shampoo... well at least I can have shiny hair.
7. A pair of tube socks I'd expect to get in a christmas stocking... Holidays are coming early this year!
8. An XXL t-shirt... I guess KLM just assumes everyone that flies with them needs the "extender"... eh Jimbo?
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